Jan
1
SHHHH….
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Sep
11
Jun
24
Sheldor Cooper: The silliest genius known to mankind.
Jun
19
The Big Bang Theory
- Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
- Leonard: At the hands of your room mate?
- Sheldon: An accident.
- Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.
The Big Bang Theory
- Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
- Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.
The Big Bang Theory
- Sheldon: I made tea.
- Leonard: I don't want tea.
- Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
- Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
- Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
- Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
- Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
The Big Bang Theory
- Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
- Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.
“Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.”
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
Jun
14
My reaction when Twilight won MTV best movie award:
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