Why we need good sex education…

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Yer a wizard Colin…

Yer a wizard Colin..

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Oh my fucking god!! I wish I could say this was false!! :P

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Well in that case, sign me up for a dozen

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Epic..

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my dash did a thing

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I find this very amusing..tee hee hee!

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apoosur:

Kelly Clarkson Chips a nail

It’s a Cuticle Disaster

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unlimited-red-sweaters:

Eyy girl, are you my ball-point pen because you are image

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foreveralone-lyguy:

legit-humour:

tom cruise bumps his knee

tom bruise

tom cruise eats his lunch

tom chews

tom converts rotational motion to linear motion

tom screws

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sherlockian-psychopath:

consultingavengersintardis:

fartinbumberbatch:

native-detroiter:

Benedict Cumberbatch

benemilk

i thought you were talking about the one that fell

TOO SOON

Benemilk Cocoshake

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itsneumann:

themysterywhichbindsmestill:

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goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

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Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon” 

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

to be fair, cantaloupe is definitely a weirder fuckin name than rockmelon

You can imagine my confusion when I read this bc in India these are called musk melons.

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This pun is for my Indian LoTR-fan followers

consultingsuperhusbands:

What did Mordor say when Frodo got there and hated it?
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“Main Shire toh nahin”

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