Apoosur

Apr 11

unlimited-red-sweaters:

Eyy girl, are you my ball-point pen because you are

(via random-cupcakes)

Apr 8

foreveralone-lyguy:

legit-humour:

tom cruise bumps his knee

tom bruise

tom cruise eats his lunch

tom chews

tom converts rotational motion to linear motion

tom screws

(via high-on-kittens)

Apr 3

sherlockian-psychopath:

consultingavengersintardis:

fartinbumberbatch:

native-detroiter:

Benedict Cumberbatch

benemilk

i thought you were talking about the one that fell

TOO SOON

Benemilk Cocoshake

(via youareanugget-deactivated201305)

itsneumann:

themysterywhichbindsmestill:

ellen-deselfish:

goreandmutilation:

i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i

Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”

that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.

to be fair, cantaloupe is definitely a weirder fuckin name than rockmelon

You can imagine my confusion when I read this bc in India these are called musk melons.

(via livinglikelaurenn)

Mar 28

This pun is for my Indian LoTR-fan followers

consultingsuperhusbands:

What did Mordor say when Frodo got there and hated it?
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“Main Shire toh nahin”

Mar 25

internethobo:

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:

special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

abhortion:

atheistrose:

domesticabusewillsaveusall:

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a TARDIS and like…I’m not the doctor so…yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past 221B and like…I’m not Sherlock so…yea