Apoosur

Mar 5

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

(via consultingtimepilot)

Dec 26

SuperWhoAvengeLock…Gangnam Style

justacoldplayer:

cornerdefangirl:

silliestlovesongs:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

food-absorbing-monster:

oh-my-old-fashioned-villain:

mu5icliz:

THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER

I like that Loki looks so happy dancing in front of those horses :D

1000% DONE RIGHT NOW

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OH MY GOD. BEST.

Please someone help me. I can’t breathe xD
*This song/video is hauting me >.<*

omg!! can’t stop laughing!! eheheheheh!!

need.to.breathe.

(via dreamingofthelifeionceloved)

Dec 21

Whenever I see a picture of my celebrity crush on my dash…

Oct 1

I was watching Due Date when my cousin came and sat beside me..

10 minutes into the movie,
He exclaimed: Hey! Isn't that Tony Stark? The guy who plays IronMan?
Me: His name is Rober- yeah, that's Tony Stark..

Sep 28

That’s how I look whenever I see pictures of RDJ/Hiddles/Cumberbatch

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Sep 24

the RDJ effect

my cousin before he'd seen ironman: why the hell are you so crazy about this dude? he's so old my god..jumping around..useless...
after he saw ironman: OH MY GOD!!!! RDJ! WHAT AN ACTOR...OH GOD!!!...HE IS SO COOOOOL!!...
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. HE'S GOT STYLE, THIS MAN!! WHAT ATTITUDE..BLOODY TAKES NO SHIT MAN!!...GAWD..I'M GONNA WATCH ALL HIS MOVIES...HAVE. TO.!! I THINK I'M GONNA GO GAY FOR HIM...

Sep 10

How could yo do this Natasha?? And Cap’n, shame on you!!

Sep 9

Will you sleep with me Jeremy?

Sep 8

Oh, I love you too Mark!

Sep 2

Couldn't help but do "EHEHEHHEH"

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

Aug 29

was up all night making this..:)

Jul 13

I want to see Stark naked Steve…Roger that!

Jun 30

(via doitlikedowney)

Jun 28

(via tomhiddlestunned)