Tony and Dean would be BFFs, repair cars, eat pie, drink whiskey, and NOT talk about their feelings.
This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen.
And Cas and Steve could just sit there in a state of total confusion
OH MY GOOOOOOOD
and sam and thor would be on the sidelines comparing workout regimes.
Oh my god Gabriel and Loki though
That is terrifying
Bobby and director furry
John Winchester and Odin
And Bruce and Garth can exchange notes on how to tame the animal inside
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My cousin says girls can’t like Avengers. Reblog if you disagree.
I just can’t pick a favorite!
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Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
(Source: screenburned, via consultingtimepilot)
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
I like that Loki looks so happy dancing in front of those horses :D
1000% DONE RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD. BEST.
Please someone help me. I can’t breathe xD
*This song/video is hauting me >.<*
omg!! can’t stop laughing!! eheheheheh!!
I was watching Due Date when my cousin came and sat beside me..
10 minutes into the movie,
He exclaimed: Hey! Isn't that Tony Stark? The guy who plays IronMan?
Me: His name is Rober- yeah, that's Tony Stark..
That’s how I look whenever I see pictures of RDJ/Hiddles/Cumberbatch
(Source: sunass, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)
the RDJ effect
my cousin before he'd seen ironman: why the hell are you so crazy about this dude? he's so old my god..jumping around..useless...
after he saw ironman: OH MY GOD!!!! RDJ! WHAT AN ACTOR...OH GOD!!!...HE IS SO COOOOOL!!...
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. HE'S GOT STYLE, THIS MAN!! WHAT ATTITUDE..BLOODY TAKES NO SHIT MAN!!...GAWD..I'M GONNA WATCH ALL HIS MOVIES...HAVE. TO.!! I THINK I'M GONNA GO GAY FOR HIM...
Couldn't help but do "EHEHEHHEH"
Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.