That’s a stupid ass comment. Elect to ignore it.
My cousin says girls can’t like Avengers. Reblog if you disagree.
The Five Stages of Grieving a Fictional Character
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER
I like that Loki looks so happy dancing in front of those horses :D
1000% DONE RIGHT NOW
OH MY GOD. BEST.
Please someone help me. I can’t breathe xD
*This song/video is hauting me >.<*
omg!! can’t stop laughing!! eheheheheh!!
Whenever I see a picture of my celebrity crush on my dash…
I was watching Due Date when my cousin came and sat beside me..
He exclaimed: Hey! Isn't that Tony Stark? The guy who plays IronMan?
Me: His name is Rober- yeah, that's Tony Stark..
the RDJ effect
after he saw ironman: OH MY GOD!!!! RDJ! WHAT AN ACTOR...OH GOD!!!...HE IS SO COOOOOL!!...
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. HE'S GOT STYLE, THIS MAN!! WHAT ATTITUDE..BLOODY TAKES NO SHIT MAN!!...GAWD..I'M GONNA WATCH ALL HIS MOVIES...HAVE. TO.!! I THINK I'M GONNA GO GAY FOR HIM...
How could yo do this Natasha?? And Cap’n, shame on you!!
Will you sleep with me Jeremy?
Oh, I love you too Mark!
Couldn't help but do "EHEHEHHEH"
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
was up all night making this..:)